Memory lapses affect everyone; however, it seems the older we get the more people come to us with jokes about forgetting things.  Whether you are young or old I hope the following humor will brighten your day and lift your spirits.  Use the Contact Us section of this site to share your favorite stories with us.  We'll add the best ones to this page.

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The Name of the Restaurant  
A couple had dinner at another couple's house, and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.  The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?  You know... The one that's red and has thorns."  "Do you mean a rose?"  "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" 

Better Write it Down  
A man and his wife are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember 

Later that night, while watching TV, the man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 
'Sure.' 
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 
'No, I can remember it.' 
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?' 
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.. ' 
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. 
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' 
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about  20 minutes, 
The man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 
'Where's my toast?'